IBARADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! There's no way I'm going to let a bastard like you win!!! No way!!!

Eyeshield 21, wherever you are, we need to work together to bring that jerk do-

...wait... I'm back in the a;jf;afj;afa;faf; NOT SMART, CITY!!! SO NOT SMART!!!!! ...The talking bear is gone this time, right?

[ooc: Finally back in the city and ( Read more... )

Not smart, city! Not smart!

Next person to sparkle at me or offer a hug is getting kicked in the face! Except for the girls... it's okay if the girls do it...

FIRST OF ALL, THIS GUY IS STILL A KILLER!! WHY ISN'T ANYONE LOCKING HIM UP???? you cops are all totally un-smart HE KILLED THE IDIOT! ...sort of...

SECOND OF ALL, IT'S HARD TO PLAY FOOTBALL WITH TITS! THIS IS WHY WE HAVE NO WOMEN'S LEAGUE IN JAPAN!

THIRD OF ALL, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, IF YOU GET HIT ON BY ANYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE ME BUT REALLY ISN ( Read more... )

WHOEVER IS READING THIS, DON'T COME TO THIS PARTY!!!

I don't want to get stuck cleaning up your mess my fake parents are un-smart enough to make me do it, and there isn't enough room! Party somewhere else! Like outside! ...Where we can throw my football around for a while...and I can show you all my kicking moves.

HEY!!! ATTENTION EVERYONE!!

If there's some kind of a police or something around here, arrest this crazy lady!! She tried to shoot at me! In a public area! Not smart! What the hell??